|jormigree||Дата: Среда, 21.08.2013, 20:31 | Сообщение # 1|
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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
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Earthquake in Washington evidently command's fault.
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